Bed Head

The reader wishes Dick a ‘very’ good morning.

Pairing: Dick Grayson x Reader (Y/N)

Warnings/Promises: SMUT, oral (male receiving), fluff

Word Count: 1090

Note: I don’t care what people say, it is perfectly acceptable to wear socks in bed… especially when your SO is also prone to ice feet. *sticks out tongue* Anywho… trying a new fic rotation schedule. Are Tuesdays okay, with the series and requests still coming out on Friday? Having three (or more) coming out on the same day is a bit much. Let me know of any feedback you’ve got. Tag lists, requests, and general comments are always open. Enjoy!

You were cold. You didn’t like being cold. Especially on a rare sleep-in morning. So you grabbed the winter sheet with both hands and tugged it with all your might. A minute or so later, it was tugged away.

“Seriously,” you hissed. You turned, ready to steal the sheets back even at the cost of waking him up but stopped short. With a sigh, you settled back into the pillows and observed him.

Halloween had been pretty hectic this year. Multiple rogues, and several working together to cause the most chaos they could. Dick’s under-eyes were darker than usual. And now that you’d thought about it, he’d only come in a few hours ago. For all the crazy nights and late hours, his face looked the most peaceful when he was asleep. You’d had an easier time of it as dispatch. And as such, technically needed more sleep instead of a morning fight.  

So, you snuggled closer to him and went back to sleep.

***

Sleep-in mornings also meant an 80% chance of waking up horny.

In only a few hours of extra sleep, your feelings for Dick had flipped 180 degrees. But you still didn’t want to wake him.

He groaned in his sleep and the edges of his mouth twitched. The way his eyes were moving behind his lids, he must have been having a good dream.

Oh. Maybe you could… no. He needed to sleep. Needed more than just a few hours of it. But you know how to do it without waking him up. He really likes it. Yeah, and then he wakes up and- And ravages you. Ravaging is not resting. No. But- No.

You huffed, falling back into the pillows. Dick hummed in his sleep, thrusting his hips.

Fine.

Doing your best not to shift the sheets too much, you flipped so that your bottom half was outside, and your head was under. It didn’t matter that you were in sweats and socks, your legs were chilled. If this worked, you would be warm soon enough too. Dick was wearing similar attire, but the sweats were old and the elastic was long gone. Meaning that you could untie the string holding them tight around his body and easily get to his cock.

Already your mouth was watering. And he wasn’t fully hard yet.

Dick gasped in his sleep as you began to slowly pump his length. It swelled and warmed in your hand. You twirled your thumb around the top, smiling as you were rewarded with a bead of precum. His hips gave another jolt, pumping himself in your hand. He whimpered as you sloppily kissed up and down his cock.

“Y/N,” he moaned.

You froze, minimizing your hand movements until you were sure he was still asleep. Then you took the head into your mouth, humming at the taste. Taking him further, you gripped his base. With your other hand, you found that small spot behind his balls and made him gasp louder than before. His hands clawed at the sheets. You like to call it his only weakness. He called it ‘cheating.’ Never stopped you from using though, and you kept pulsing pressure on it while taking him further.

A flush had crept into your skin. And you were pressing your thighs together. If he were awake, Dick would make some comment about how you liked sucking him off more than he did.

“Y/N.”

Oops.

The sheets were pulled away and you stifled a grin as Dick visibly had to take a moment having seen you with your lips around his cock. “Good morning,” you hummed, devilishly licking him from balls to tip.

“’Mornin’,” he breathed. His throat constricted as you went back to work. “Not that I’m complaining, but…” he choked back a moan as you swallowed him down. “Y/N, not that I’m complaining, but what brought this on?”

“Wanted to make you feel good and rested. Needed you.”

He gave an airy laugh. “And this helping me rest?” Before you could make him cum, he pulled you away from his cock. “Am I allowed a request?”

You smiled softly. “Of course, baby. What do you want?”

A second later, he was tugging your sweatpants off. His were tossed to the floor too. Then you were sitting on his abdomen while his hands slid up under your sleep shirt to your breasts. You rocked back and forth across his stomach. Each time his length trapped between your bodies twitched, you shivered, making Dick all the more eager in his pinching of your nipples. Your shirt joined the pile.

Dick guided you to finally sink down on him. Both of you gave a series of stuttered sighs until there wasn’t any more space between your thighs and his hips. You began to rock. Feeling him bump against every inside inch of you. Whimpering as his grip on your hips guided you up so he could thrust. You braced on his chest, clawing and shuddering.

“That’s it, Y/N. Ride me. It’s my turn to make you feel good. Need you,” he whined.

Jumbled sounds fell through your parted lips. From under your lidded eyes, you could see Dick doing his best to hold onto his composure. Waiting for you. You bounced harder, racing to catch up.

“Don’t fight it, baby,” you said. “I’m so close.”

He sucked on his thumb and took it to your clit. You went rigid and cried out. He followed you shortly, tightening his grip on your hips and holding you down to feel every burst of his cum inside you. When he was spent, he helped you fall back to your side of the bed. You ignored how sweaty your bodies were and did your best to lay as close to him as you could.

Dick’s phone pinged. He groaned rolling over to it but reading it changed his mood. “Thank you, Cassandra.” He left it on the nightstand and turned back to you, curling you into his chest. “She’s back in town and Bruce says she’s got my shifts today.”

You bit your lip. “So… you get to be home all day?”

He heard the hopeful twinge to your voice. “I do.” A grin spread across his face, spreading further to yours. “Do you want waffles for breakfast?”

As lovely as that sounded… “can we sleep for a few more hours? Waffles for lunch?”

Dick kissed the tip of your nose. “Of course.” He smirked. “Only if I get to wake you up this time.”

“Deal.”

Masterlist 

Forever Tags: @allidoisreadsmut @blondekel77 @hallemichelles @laochbaineann @lavitabella87 @ramblingsofabourbondrinker @savmontreal @southsidebucky @tinyelfperson @zuni21798

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DC Tags: @bluebirdd @buttoneyedwitch @earinafae @if-youre-not-a-dog-then-leave @lottie289 @minchen0897 @randomadventure @roxiera @sandatgp @solsticestorm 

Race to the Top

The Reader and Red Hood have a race through the streets of Bludhaven. Whoever wins gets a very special prize.

Pairing: Jason Todd x Reader

Warnings/Promises: dangerous driving (please be safe), SMUT, oral (female receiving), slight praise kink 

Word Count: 1345

Note: Wrote this at midnight. Sleep deprivation is my writing drunk. But no editing; we die like men. Still turned out pretty good, if I say so myself. If you’ve got a Jason request, or for anyone else in the DC, let me know. Or I’ve got open tag lists too if you don’t want to miss anything. Enjoy!

In the distance, you could hear sirens, but you had a feeling they weren’t for you. Fifty-fifty chance though. In front of that sound, you could hear the other motorcycle rapidly approaching. Twisting your wrist, you revved again. Your front wheel left the ground for a bit as you surged forward. The sirens got closer, chasing the motorcycle that was pulling up even with you.

Glints from the street lamps curved over his red helmet. Although you couldn’t see his face, you could feel the smirk he gave you as he surpassed your bike and ran a red light. It made your heart stutter to see his bike weave between cars. And then stutter again as you did it yourself.

Jason was waiting for you at the finish line with his helmet on his knee. “And the victor is-“

“Me,” you interrupted. “I didn’t catch the eye of the cops. You should know better than to go through Blue Alley.”

He shrugged. “It’s the most direct path. And I know you never take that route, even if it is shorter.” He looked over your shoulder as the police cars finally began to catch up.

“We’re still on the opposite side of town from home. First one there gets movie dibs.” You bit your lip and knew he would up the stakes.

“First one home gets to top.”

You were a block away before he got his helmet back on. This time you did go through Blue Alley, the trap avenue where police cars would sit and wait for ticket victims. But you were smart. You drove between trucks so you were invisible from the radar guns. Once the ‘danger’ was passed, you left everything in the dust. Even then, you could hear Jason coming up. He was in your rear-view mirror soon. Then beside you.

He lost momentum as he had to swerve to avoid a car shifting lanes. You made it into the complex garage for your apartment with a whoop. It would have been deliciously smug, but you didn’t stay to wait for him with your helmet on your knee. Instead, you stole the only lift and waved at him as the doors closed.

By the time he caught up, you were naked and perched on the edge of the bed.

Jason shed his leather jacket. “What happened to watching a movie?”

“Oh, no. You said whoever won got to top. And I won.” You curled a finger to draw him to you, but he leaned back on the door and crossed his arms.

“We didn’t shake on that. Yeah, you won, so you get to use your idea.” His eyebrow arched and his tongue darted out to wet his lip. With the way his gaze was already journeying across your body, you had already won.

You stood up and slowly walked to him. “Victor should get to choose. I won. And I like your idea.” You slid your hands up his biceps, over his shoulders, then into the hair on the back of his head. “Please. You know I’ll make you feel good, baby.” His body eased out of tension. You pressed closer to him. “And we’ve had a great night of taking out bad guys. Then a good race in the early morning.” You bit your lip and tilted your head to look up at him better.

With a dramatic groan he let you pull him away from the door. Once his shirt was gone, you kissed across his pecs and up his neck. That made him impatient. His fingers fumbled with his belt until he was almost bare before you. Jason leaned to kiss you, chasing your lips as you backed away. He growled as you spun and tipped him onto his stomach, giggling as he bounced. He growled again as you snapped the waistband of his shorts. Before he could complain further, you straddled his ass and ran your hands up either side of his spine.

His body always had a chill. You knew why that would never fully go away, but that was never going to stop you from trying.

He let out a sigh as you began to massage his back. The closer you got to his neck, where he was always the most tense, the more sounds he made. Your hips circled as his moans and whimpers made you heat up. You leaned down and kissed up his spine. You knew where he needed you. Knuckles and open palm presses and rubbing in all the right places. And those sounds. By the time you had worked out the knots in his muscles, you were sure you were dripping.

You giggled and snapped his waistband again, inspiring him to roll over so you could help him out of them. His cock sprang free, also warmed up from your massage. It made your mouth water. A detail Jason didn’t miss.

“Come here.” He gripped at your thigh and tried to direct you to sit on his face. “You wanted to be on top. So get up here. Don’t worry, it’ll still be there. Once you’ve cum once or twice.” His face lit up as you mewled. Your view of his proud visage was obscured once you moved into position. His arms trapped your thighs on either side of his head. “To the victor, the spoils.”

He must have been talking about the first race because he set to eating you out like you were the prize. Not that you would complain… if you could. His sharp-witted tongue explored your heat like it was the first time. When your body reacted in one way or another, he would keep playing there. If you sighed or gasped, he would lap or suck harder. His name became a mantra. Encouraged, he dug his nails into your thighs and nipped at your clit. Your eyes crossed and your body shuddered. Jason eagerly drank you. His enthusiasm sent you into another spiral. One that made your jaw slack and your breath a desperate plea.

“That’s my, Y/N,” he hummed. His cool hands felt good against your burning skin. “You done being on top?”

“Uh-uh,” you mumbled weakly. You wriggled down his body until you were perched on his stomach. “Not done with you yet.” Back to back orgasms had scrambled your brain. The harder to tried to come up with something witty, the more you just wanted to bounce on his cock. So, instead you settled for spreading your juices over his cock by rocking back and forth. You grinned in triumph as Jason tossed his head back. Leaning up, you guided his cock into your heat, slowly working down until you could feel every inch of him. His abs danced under your fingertips while you adjusted.

“Feel so good, Y/N,” he breathed. “So perfect.”

You repaid his praise with circling your hips. In unison, you groaned. Jason’s hands slid up your thighs to your waist. Squeezing. Begging. You raised up and eased down. His eyes closed as his hands gripped you. It was your power, so you were going to use it as you pleased. You raised again, this time slamming home. The glide of him was perfect, so you chased that sensation over and over again. Faster and faster. Angling until he was hitting you just right and calling out your name.

He began to meet your thrusts. His hands tightened on your waist. Across his body, his muscles tensed and pulsed as raced towards release.

You pleaded with him to hurry; you weren’t going to last much longer either.

Up and up, tighter and tighter, your pleasure built until you couldn’t breath and finally broke apart. Jason let out a strangled cry. You shivered and fell forward. He caught you on his chest, rolling you to his side. He kissed across your face softly, pumping and easing you down. You finally settled into a smile and kissed him back.

“Maybe I should let you win races in the future.”

You playfully slapped his chest. “Don’t you dare.”

Masterlist 

Forever Tags: @allidoisreadsmut @blondekel77 @chambcrofechocs @hallemichelles @laochbaineann @lavitabella87 @ramblingsofabourbondrinker @savmontreal @tinyelfperson @zuni21798

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Compromise

The Reader tries to give blood, but there are complications. Dick and the Reader have a heart-to-heart to come to a compromise about donating.

Pairing: Dick Grayson x Reader

Warnings/Promises: giving blood, passing out, mention of unfriendly needles, food mention, fluff, angst

Word Count: 880

Note: I tried to give blood the other day and it did not go well. The circumstances are a little different in the fic, but here’s hoping it connects with a few of you. Please let me know if it did, or if you have your own donation stories. All likes, comments, and reblogs are greatly appreciated! Please enjoy!

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(Credit to here; I couldn’t find a better gif elsewhere. Thank you!)

A harsh white light filled your sight as you blinked. Blurry figures flittered in and out of your vision, slowly congealing into nurses as they moved around other participants. One figure hovered closer than the others. They were saying something but hearing and understanding took a few more seconds.

“Y/N? Wake up, please. Can you hear me? Y/N?” Dick’s face came into focus and you smiled. He was in his police uniform.

“Hey, baby. What are you doing here?” You tried to lift your hands to cup his face, but it hurt too much to lift your left arm.

Dick glanced down at your arm and kept you from moving it. “One of the guys on duty recognized you and called me on dispatch when you passed out. What are you doing here?”

“Giving blood.” Oh yeah. Lightheadedness and then darkness. “Or trying too.”

As the nurse began to check the wrap on your arm, you made the mistake of looking down. Your vision swam again seeing the quick bruising around the needle site. Dick turned your face back to look at him. His eyes glinted with a flash of panic.

“No. Breath with me.” He led you through a breathing exercise, distracting you from… everything. By the time the nurse pulled your billowy sleeve down to cover the site you were both calmer.

“You’re good to go,” she said. “We got almost a full pint, so we should still be able to use it. Thank you for trying.” She handed you an ice-cold apple juice and spoke to Dick. “Give her a few minutes before letting her up. She’s probably going to be unstable for a hot second.”

Dick shook his head as the nurse went to help another donator. “I thought you weren’t going to try again?”

“But I want to help!” You wriggled to sit up a bit, then realized how leaned back they had you. “The last time was only bad because I tried it with my right arm last time. It was too thin and…”

“And the needle went through your vein. And you were bruised for over two weeks. And you have passed out or nearly passed out every time you’ve given, if you were even successful.” He sighed and rested his forehead on yours. “I don’t want you to keep risking your health.”

You snorted. “Like you don’t do that every day wearing either of your blue uniforms. Dick, I may not be able to fight the bad guys like you do, but I can give blood every once in a while. What’s a quick nap if I can help someone?” You studied his face. “Why does this scare you so much? You know I am safe here. It’s not Gotham.”

“I know, it’s just…” Dick looked around the room. “When you pass out, there’s nothing I can do to help you. You have to wake up on your own, and that scares me.” He gave your right hand a short tight squeeze. “I can’t save you.”

He looked guilty. Like it was his fault that your body was so adamant about not giving. Like it was his fault that you hadn’t told him you were going to try again. You felt guilty for not telling him.

“How about this?” You gathered your thoughts as Dick watched you intently. “You don’t like it, but I’m just as stubborn as you are so I’m going to keep trying. But I’ll tell you next time. We’ll make a day of it. You can take me to lunch, stay with me and hold my hand during the donation, and then take care of me afterward. You can save me by making sure my system is ready.” You bit your bottom lip when Dick didn’t react at first. “Thoughts? Worries? Suggestions?”

Dick’s temples flexed as he clenched his jaw. “You’re right. I don’t like it.”

“Richard,”

“And you’re right again. You are stubborn enough to keep trying.” He thought for a few more seconds. “I understand why you want to give. And I’m glad you see my side of things.” Again he paused. You fought against holding your breath. “I’ll ask off on days you want to donate, but I would like to keep it closer to four months between donations instead of the usual two allowed.”

“So you miss less work. I can agree to that.” You smiled. Dick did too.

“Cool. I would also like to take you to a doctor to see if we can do something different so you don’t pass out.” Dick looked away and mumbled under his breath, “and if they tell you not to give, all the better. Less stress all around.”

“I heard that,” you said at the same whisper level. You giggled. “If we are in agreement… where are you taking me for lunch?”

He laughed. “How about the Mediterranean place on Fourth? They have a great lentil soup with spinach. The best iron foods in one place for a hero.”

“Sounds good.” You leaned into his touch and he ran his thumb across your cheek. “Thank you for listening to me.”

“Back at you. Now let’s see how many packages of Oreos we can get away with before they run us out of the joint.”

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A Night at the Theater

A mission demands the public appearance of Bruce Wayne and yourself at a theater. The mission is quickly put to rest, which leaves you plenty of time to appreciate your husband during intermission.

Pairing: Bruce Wayne x Reader (Y/N)

Warning: SMUT, public smut, Mr./Mrs. Kink (Is that a thing, or is it just my favorite cute trope? Either way, it’s here.)

Word Count: ~1300

Note: My first Batman smut! It was fun using the different layers between Bruce and Batman and the man in-between that loves the reader. I highly recommend looking up Lysistrata; it’s a Greek comedy with humor that still translates. You can find a good online English translation here.  Please let me know if you enjoyed it with likes, comments, and reblogs. If you have any ideas for another Bruce fic, send it to me! I love challenges. And my tag lists are open. Please enjoy!

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“Here are your seats, Mr. and Mrs. Wayne.” The usher pulled back the curtain in the private box to reveal two seats.

“Thank you, Robert. We’ll see you after the final curtain.” Bruce slipped the usher a tip and sat next to you.

“What’s the point of box seats, again? We can’t see half the stage?” You restrained yourself from leaning over the railing like an eager child.

“Wayne industries helped produce the show, and they want to show us off. We can come again and sit like peasants if you’d like.” Bruce’s face cracked into a grin. A real one. Not the variety that made appearances when the former playboy would make trouble.

“And Wayne industries funded a production of Lysistrata because…”

“It amuses Bruce Wayne.” He chuckled again as you shot eyebrows at him again. “The acting troupe is riddled with Music Meister’s henchmen working as techies.” Bruce tapped his earpiece and dropped his voice, “Nightwing?”

“Loud and clear. We’re in position,” you heard on your matching com.

“Good. Let me know if the missus and I have to leave early.”

“Will do. Over and out.”

Bruce took your hand as the lights flickered in the theater signaling the show was about to start. He set his public face as the lights faded out completely and the curtain parted.

Nightwing continued to check in during the first act. Even with the mission going on, you found yourself being pulled into the mission of the women in the comedic play. They all agreed to deny their husbands sex until the war between the Athenians and the Trojans was stopped. Women on both sides took the oath, much to the chagrin of the soldiers. Not half a bad idea. You found yourself laughing honestly; Bruce was doing the same. The audience broke into applause and laughter as the curtains closed on the first act. You and Bruce left the front of the box and paced the private lounge area behind the curtain.

Over the coms, you listened to the mission end as Nightwing and Damian fought off the henchmen. Meister wasn’t there, but they soon found his speakers in a back-stage storage room.

“Good job, everyone. Call me if anything happens after the police collect the Meister minions.”

“A ‘good-job’ and alliteration?” Nightwing whistled. “This play has put you in a very good mood.”

“Yes. Over and out.” Bruce tugged the com out of his ear and turned it off before dropping it his pocket. You followed suit, confused.

“Bruce?” You gasped as he pinned you to the wall. “What are you doing?”

“I’m preparing to fuck my wife,” he whispered in your ear. His hands were tight around your waist. You knew he could feel you shiver.

You licked your lips. “Oh? What gave you that idea? Surely not the play.”

“Yes, the damned play. It is humorous, but what is really getting to me is seeing you laugh for the first time in months.”

“We’ve been busy.”

Bruce’s hand dipped down to the slit in your dress, lightly running a finger over your exposed skin. “I know. Late nights where one or both of us is out doing what we do. Early mornings for our public roles.”

“Not much time for each other,” you sighed, catching on. The heat thrumming through your body started to collect between your thighs. It began to leak into your panties as Bruce hummed deeply in agreement.

“I hope you won’t make me wait ‘till all crime in Gotham is over to let me fuck you.” His eyes bored into yours. His chest caught the swell of your heightened breathing. You could never hide your tells with him. Never wanted too. “So tell me, Mrs. Wayne… how long are you going to make me wait?”

“About three seconds.”

All the women in Greece and Troy would never have been able to turn down a man like Bruce.

His fingers wove into your hair as he guided your lips to meet his. Before long, you were parting your lips for his tongue, humming in pleasure. Bruce’s hand on your thigh continued to work up under your gown. You shuddered as he grazed over your soaked panties. He kept kissing you, keeping your sounds muffled, while he dipped under the band and inserted a finger into your ready sex. He moved your skirt out of the way, baring the sight of his hand pumping in an out of you into the open. He chuckled, rightfully proud of himself.

But two could play at that game.

You reached out and lightly ran your fingers over the prominent bulge in his pants. Bruce groaned into your mouth, chuckling to match your smile.

“Y/N, you have no idea how much I love you.”

“Actually, I think I have a big idea how much you love me.” You unbuckled his pants and tugged the zipper down as slowly as you could muster. Bruce growled, then whimpered as you worked your hand over his length still covered in his boxers. “If you want it, Mr. Wayne,” you breathed into his ear while easing out his manhood, “you might want to hurry before intermission ends.”

A squeak escaped your lips as Bruce lifted you settle on his hips. He moved your panties to one side and toyed the tip at your slit, eyes glittering as you stifled a whimper. You covered your mouth to silence the impending scream when he winked. Your hand was barely enough to cover up the swell of sensations as he sheathed himself in you in one thrust. You shuddered and trembled as your walls gripped him tight. Bruce rested his forehead on yours until you nodded, then began to roll his hips. If there had been more time, endless time, he would have kept this pace till you were begging for him. Instead, he began to thrust faster and harder. You knew the curtain into the house of the theater was too thin to muffle all of your cries and moans.

You didn’t care.

Spots danced in front of your eyes as Bruce twisted in just the right way to find your perfect place. He sucked down on your pulse point, heightening every pulse of pleasure. Your nails raked down the back of his suit jacket, feeling the bullet-proof vest hidden beneath his layers. His hands gripped your thighs, careful not to cut himself on the knives you always kept strapped there. His thumb grazed the band strapping the blade to your thigh.

“My dangerous beauty,” Bruce rasped. His pace began to falter. “Mine.”

Your head lolled to one side as your orgasm came crashing down. Careful of your heels, you dug your feet into the small of Bruce’s back, drawing him impossibly further into you for his release. He came silently besides panting heavily, steadying himself on the wall. Your fingers gripped his hair tightly as he gave one last thrust.

The following kiss was sloppy, openmouthed, exhausted in the best way. Bruce pulled out carefully and steadied you till you could trust your legs to mostly support your weight.

You let out a deep breath you didn’t realize you had been holding. “Are you ready to see if the Greeks and Trojans ever got laid again, Mr. Wayne?”

“Yes.” He did that annoying thing where he fixed his sex-hair by running his finger through it. “Are you, Mrs. Wayne?”

“Yes.” You parted the curtain once the two of you were presentable as if nothing had happened. Coms were back online and in place by the time he guided you to your seat. You swallowed a smile as Bruce ran his hands down your shoulders. “Please silence your cell phones and please keep your hands to yourself,” you teased.

“No promises.”

The rest of the play was just as fantastic as the first act, and it inspired much more action once Bruce got you back to the manor. You might have to start asking for more such outings more often.

[If you’re interested in a more modern rendition of Lysistrata, there’s a fantastic movie on Amazon Prime entitled Chi-Raq. It’s set in modern Chicago and uses recent events in place of the ancient war. I highly recommend it. There is language and some nudity, not to mention high levels of sexual innuendo. Do not watch with anyone under the age of 18! I also love that they keep the idea of Greek plays being in verse by updating it to include rap. Check it out if you get the chance!]

Masterlist 

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Master List

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Series (3+ parts)

(S) = smut

Answered Requests:

Kevin Ford/Wither (X-Men): Touch and Sensitivity (S) Part 2: Bananas (S)

Sherlock (BBC): Knowing What She Likes (S)

Dean Winchester (Supernatural): More Than Usual 

Mojo Rawley (WWE): Flawless (Plus!Reader, S)

One Shots

Dean Winchester (Supernatural)

   The Pointy End (S)

   Love Like Lightning: Part 1 (S) : Part 2

   Marvelous Night for a Rain Dance (S)

   Bullets and Cream – 007 AU (S)

   Your Mother is Going to Kill Me (fluff, implied S)

   What’s Your Favorite Position? (S)

   Simple Man (S) [Deamon!Dean: Coming Soon]

Sam Winchester (Supernatural)

   Deep in the Archives (S)

   Need a Lift? ( SPN Fluff Appreciation Day 2017)

Casifer (Supernatural)

   Forbidden Fun (S)

Elliot Spencer (Leverage)

   The Lingerie Job (S)

Loki (Marvel)

    Sweet Revenge (S)

    All in a Night’s Work (S)

 Bucky Barnes (Marvel)

   Birthday Bash with a Bang (S)

   In the Eye of the Beholder: Part 1 : Part 2 (S)

   Feel What You Feel (S)

   Working it Out (S)

   Breathing 

   Sweetie Pie (S)

Steve Rogers (Marvel)

   Those Who Are Lonely (S)

   Dirty Lips (S)

   Just as Sweet (S)

   Scruff (S)

Red Hood (Jason Todd) (DC)

    Two Hoods, One Revenge (S)

    Supply Shop (S)

    He Needs Me 

    Midnight Run (Implied S)

Nightwing (Dick Grayson) (DC)

   Hey Bartender (Angst)

Batman (Bruce Wayne) (DC)

   A Night at the Theater (S) [Coming Soon]

Jack Gallagher (WWE)

   Snow Kisses (fluff)

   Kitchen Secrets (fluff)

Fergal Devitt / Finn Balor (WWE)

   Fright Club (fluff)

   An Alliance (fluff, wrestling violence)

Sheamus (WWE)

   The Doctor Called (fluff)

Roman Reigns (WWE)

   Such a Tease (S)

Elias Samson (WWE)

   Don’t Let Me Think Alone (family member death, fluff)

   Chiffon in the Streets, Lace in the Sheets (S) 

   Jealous (S)

Sami Zayne (WWE)

    Cappuccino, Right? (Fluff) [Coming Soon!]

Neville (WWE)

   My King (S) [Coming Soon!]

Imagines

   Batfam: Imagine Thanksgiving

   Castiel: Satisfied (S)

   Cesaro (WWE): Pool Toss

Other

  Supernatural Fic-Contest Submission: A Spirit Flying Free 

  Supernatural Smut Apocalypse 2017 

  SPN Angst Appreciation Day 2017: The Pain of Return 

  Petrichor (S, Open Pairing)

A lot of [Coming Soon] fics! 

Do you guys want a definite schedule, or do you want to be surprised as they come out?

Also, I’m planning my Thanksgiving drabbles. What dinner shenanigans do you want to see with the Winchesters, the Avengers, the Bat Family, and the WWE?

The Kissing Thief Part 3: Chocolate Kisses

Valentine’s fluff between Dick Grayson and the Reader.

Pairing: Dick Grayson x Reader, appearances by Jason, Cass, Tim

Warnings: food mention, fire hazard, language, implied smut

Word Count: ~650

Note: Just a quick fic. I figured there would be plenty of smut out there, so I’m trying to write fluff this time. Leave a comment, like, and reblog to let me know how I did. Get ready for butterflies. 

Part 1: Mistlefoe       Part 2 : A Glitering Celebration

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As much as you loved the game, today was not the day that you wanted to play hide-and-seek. With your ankle now healed, Dick could hide anywhere in the city. You’d found him twice already, only to see him jump across another rooftop with his laugh to hide someplace else.

Bruce messaged you that it was Tim’s turn to patrol. You gratefully sighed and hoped on the bike before speeding back to the manor.

A Hershey kiss hung where your keys usually did.

You knew what he was doing. It was no secret what time of the year it was. You even knew where’d he be laid out, waiting for you. You giggled as you unwrapped the kiss. He could wait a minute.

After you changed out, you were a little unnerved when Jason snickered as you walked past. He didn’t look up from his phone when you shot him a look. Then you heard Cass screech. Running into the kitchen you were overrun with roses and balloons.

“Please tell me Dick’s gonna let you share?” she begged. Already she had a hand on a heart-shaped box, one of many that obliterated the table.

“Knock yourself out,” you chuckled. You grabbed the one box with a kiss taped to the top and left the rest for the family. As you unwrapped it, the tag on the top filled the foil. The usual blue writing was covered up with other text too small for you to read.

There was another kiss waiting for you in the library next to the magnifying glass. It’s tag said “use me,” making you giggle.

“I love your lips when they’re wet with wine

And red with a wild desire;

I love your eyes when the lovelight lies

Lit with a passionate fire.

I love your arms when the warm flesh

Touches mine in a fond embrace;

I love your hair when the strands enmesh

Your kisses against my face.”

You placed your hand on your heart. He was quoting, but it was still beautiful. You dug the first tag out of your pocket to see if there was a message there as well. “Lay me down where stars play, lay me down where my lover lays.” Not Robert Frost, but he got his point across.

Tim was back from his patrol. His brow scrunched in confusion when he saw you. “Y/N, I just heard you in your room?”

“Was my voice unnaturally high pitched?”

He thought for a moment before saying, “yeah. I thought maybe you’d caught a cold.” He thought for another second. “Were you not the one who screeched earlier over the coms?”

“Cass. There’s a table full of chocolate. You can have some if you…” he was gone before you could finish. With a labored sigh, you stood outside your door. You counted to twenty, just to see if he would ask you to come in. But he’s just as stubborn as you are.

The room was dark. You flipped the switch, but it did nothing. A single flame lit in the middle of your room. It hovered down and lit a candle. The flame spread till there were at least twenty candles lit surrounding your bed.

“Happy Valentine’s day Y/N,” Dick said from over your shoulder. He pulled you close and kissed your temple.

“If Alfred saw this, he’d never trust you with another…” Dick silenced you with another kiss. This one was deeper, made your heart swell, and ignited the heat beneath your stomach. You pulled him closer and found your stomach rubbing up against something hard. Dick let out a shuddered breath as you wiggled closer to him. “Dick, are you…”

He stepped back, letting you see the candle flames dance across his chest and over the red ribbon.

“Do you want to open your last present?”

Chocolate be damned; he knew exactly what you wanted.

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Imagine Thanksgiving

With the Bat Family

Imagine one year that Gotham is actually quiet. Arkham has control over the big names, and even they couldn’t stop Alfred from keeping the whole Batfam home for the night. Bruce claims the turkey. He has no clue how to fry a turkey, but he’s Batman; he’ll figure it out. Dick takes on several side dishes and doubles as the DJ. He almost loses this second position when Christmas music comes on. Tim and Cassandra face off over desserts. He wants chocolate, she wants toffee. At the end of the night, there’s chocolate cake and a version of Gordon’s pralines (stolen from the Gordon secret cookbook by Barbara). They team up for caramel-drizzled chocolate covered strawberries. Damian made off with several of the fruit before they could “contaminate it with unnecessary sweetness.” He took it upon himself to find the perfect room for dinner: close to the kitchen, large enough to contain all of them, but small enough to feel close. He also assigned seats with Jason and Tim on the far end from him and Bruce. Barbara helped Dick and moved dishes from kitchen to dining room. She and Cassandra set the table with a hodge-podge of dishes ranging from the fine china for Alfred, to Tupperware for Jason and Dick. The occasional stare kept food fights from breaking out, but just about everyone took turns hitting Tim in the forehead with peas. Only Alfred saw Jason slip away. When he found Jason in the kitchen boxing up the leftovers, Alfred joined in. But he didn’t escape the house without the rest of the family in tow, in uniform, as they handed out food to those down on their luck. They checked up on petty thieves out of the clink, making sure they were staying out of trouble. Damian checked up on the alley pets and frowned when Bruce forbade him from bringing any home. They were back home before three that next morning, all mentally agreeing this was the best Thanksgiving ever. 

Two Hoods, One Revenge

The reader and Red Hood have vowed vengeance against the
Joker, but there are times for softer moments as well.

Pairing: Jason Todd x Reader

Warnings: racial slur, flashback moments of peril/violence, SMUT,
breath play

Word Count: 1000+

Note: I couldn’t find any Jason
Todd smut, so wrote my own. It’s
shorter than usual but very focused. If
you enjoy it, please comment, like, and reblog!

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“Y/N, go upstairs and hide. Don’t ask questions, just
go.”

You started to, but only ducked around the corner. There
wasn’t much to hide behind in the dojo anyways. If all else failed, you knew
you could escape to the roof and make a run for it.

Several men rushed through the front door; they were all
armed with machine guns. A man with chalky-white skin and green hair laughed
his way into the training room. Your father stood in the center, calm though
surrounded.

“Have you changed your mind, Papa-san?” he asked. His
voice as high pitched and teasing. “One of your students, who’s also a student
of mine, knows just how big your back room is. It’s the perfect place to house
some of my equipment.”

“The day that I let my space be used for crime, is the
day I will have broken my vow to never become a criminal.”

“Too bad. Looks
like either way you’re going to break it.” The Joker pulled out a gun and aimed
it at your father’s head.

You squeaked.

Joker looked up at you and smiled. Then pulled the
trigger.

You woke up in a sweat, with your hair and clothes plastered
to your body. Even two years later you couldn’t get the clown out of your head.
For two years you watched your mother fade away, your remaining family break
apart, and your friends walk away. For two years you trained, completely
consumed with the desire to finally bring home your father’s justice.

Then you met Jason.

He rolled over in the bed next to you, pulling you back down
into his arms. “Shhh, Y/N, it was just a dream. Come back to sleep.” You sank
into his arms. It was like sleeping with an ice pack, but you didn’t mind. You
almost made it the rest of the night, but still,
he came.

“This city is crawling with new vigilantes,” Joker said, hovering over you. “Which one are you?”
Your failed attempt at vengeance was about to end. His henchmen pinned you
down, even though you stopped struggling long ago. “Too bad, sweetheart. A
little more skill and you might have actually made a name for yourself.”

He pulled back the hammer, cocking the gun with a click.

The citizens you were trying to save gasped and turned
away.

“Hey, Acid Wash!” Red Hood appeared upside down as you
arched to see him.

Everything moved quickly, but at the same time, everything
moved in slow motion.

You had Joker in your grasp. Your fingers were wrapped
around his throat. But his fingers were still wrapped around his gun. Fire
ripped through your shoulder.

This time you woke up screaming. Jason grabbed you, pinning
your arms to your side. He whispered your name over and over till you calmed
down.

“Which one was it this time?” he asked, smoothing down your
hair.

“Getting shot. The first time.” You had been working with
Red Hood now for months. Getting shot at was part of the job description. Your
shoulder still ached from time to time
but was numb when the nightmares kept coming back. “I don’t think I can go back
to sleep. Not yet.”

“It’s 5:30. Some people are waking up at this time. We can
have ice cream for breakfast.”

“No. I was thinking of something a little… warmer.” You
looked up at him through your eyelashes.

He squeezed you tighter. “Oh really?”

“Mhmm.”

“Well then,” Jason said, his voice and octave lower, “how
cold are you?”

“Frigid,” you whispered.

As Red Hood, he could be brutal in a fight.  But as Jason at home with you, he was slower,
richer.

His fingers knew every way to caress your skin. They slid up
your torso, taking your tank top with them till it was over your head and gone.
His thumb slid over the scar on your shoulder, making you shiver. He was
already topless, and in the pale light,
you could see where the shadows emphasized his muscles and scars. With just the
tips of his fingerprints, he could bring
your nipples into hard pebbles.

Then his mouth descended onto your neck. He nipped and
sucked his way over your collarbone and up to that space that made you groan in
pleasure. As his hands continued to massage your breasts, he made his mark.
Then his lips were pressed against yours, moaning into your mouth as you arched
your hips into his bulge. He kissed his way to your ear and rolled his hips to match you.

Your hands wandered down to palm him, and to play at the hem
of his boxers. He leaned forward and rested on his elbows so you could remove
them, and then your own shorts.

There was never a preamble. No teasing. Just the smooth drag
of him inside you that pulled growls out of him
and gasps out of you. Your favorite melody. His slow thrusts into you gave you
time to accommodate his girth, even then he sometimes stopped to pant and
comment on how tight you were. Tonight, he simply kissed your harder and
gritted is teeth. You felt the build inside you. Your sighs increased in pitch.
Jason sped up to match until everything washed over you.

His fingers wrapped around your throat. As oxygen was denied
to your lungs, you felt and heard everything in sharper tones. Jason’s grunts.
The slow slapping of skin on skin. Your wheezes for air. The pulling of him against you. The spark of
pleasure each time he found your perfect spot. And the jolt as his other hand
sank to rub your clit in hard, quick circles. Just before you could black out
from stimulation and lack of air, he released your throat. Everything came into
focus, and you screamed as you peaked.

Jason followed soon after, spilling into you. You were on
the pill and loved the sensation of having
him fully inside of you. He collapsed next to you and pulled you close. Skin to
skin, sweat to sweat. He fell asleep quickly, but you stayed awake a moment
longer to enjoy the moment.

At night, he was Red Hood and you were Nightshade, disguised
in a midnight blue cowl. You hunted down Joker’s men and got in the way of his
operations. One day you would end him. But in the early morning light when
neither of you could sleep, you were Jason and Y/N. Lovers.

You slept till noon. Dreamless.